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PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2018 11:54 am 
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For this one, let's get our wind instruments out and . . . .


I was a self diagnosed Constipated Christian
For whom little came to pass
So I prescribed myself an enema
And awaited a moving blast

Forty days I waited
Forty long nights too
Not a single revelation
So I concluded I was truly in the poo

Well, not strictly speaking
For old familiar faeces still remained within
And after forty days and forty nights
I wore a constipated grin

Then I saw a sign
"This Way Is Relief"
So I girded up my loins
And hoped it was end to internal grief

Rome wasn't built in a day
But my internals are getting there
Good things do come to pass
But please stand up wind in fresh air

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PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2018 10:08 am 
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:lol:

That poem stinks, Bemused.

But in a very funny way.

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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2018 3:43 pm 
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Well, that was a good way to say it.
I stand back from the stinky ones.
Mostly.


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2018 2:41 am 
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Fiddle de de
Fiddle de dum
Explained by Bemused
Religion 101

Love thy neighbor
As long as with thee agree
If neighbor don’t
Cast loose and free

Call preaching, sharing
But listen not
Shame if thee be infected
By another’s lot

Confess thy sins
Absolve self of same
And if thee slip
Tempting devil just blame

Forgive the sins
Of them with whom thee pray
And when prey they do
Look the other way

So on, so forth
That’s a quick overview
I failed Religion 101
Not committed to.


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2018 8:53 am 
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Nice to hear from our Poet in Residence ... we've missed you!

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