MK forum

Sometimes the spam headings catch my eye.

This morning's is:

"We need urgently the bolts! Where to buy?"

In my present state of mind, I would like to roar:

"WE NEED URGENTLY THE MILLSTONES!!!! WHERE ARE THEY TO BE FOUND???"

Of course we urgently need bolts, have you seen how many nuts we are dealing with.



And thats just the Australians

Oh you're back, thought you'd bolted.

You're not Australian then are you?

Whaaat?

You know I'm way too funny to be from Oz.

(ducking)

Just what this site needs, another comedian

Don't worry, Radiochick will have just gone to bed and won't be up till mid afternoon your time. So we've got a bit of time time for she catches us.

Oh and in case you are wondering it is 0300 here and I do shift work

Ok, make room for me, you two nuts!
I've been bolted to this site for too long.
Without good friends, I would have gone under long ago.
No millstones intended.

I foresee that we shall be treated to another Bemused poem or limerick shortly.

There was an MK most unlikely
Who once roamed Downunderland bikely
He called himself Bemused
Got the MKs all enthused
With his gift to flip great wrongs to rightly.

There was a Bald Poster from Downunder
Who wrote rubbish, humour and thunder
Tickled the mind
One of a kind
And to his identity he left all to wonder

So fellow nuts here is your big chance
With us, words of nonsense free dance
Let go and laugh
Cut your worries in half
For a moment let go and prance