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Did you know that there are 21 Paul's listed in NTM. 11 are in the U.S., 1 is in transition and that leaves 9 on the field.

Let's try Smith, that's a common name.

There are 16 Smiths. 9 are in the U.S., 1 is in Canada, so that leaves 5 on the field.

Now 4 of the Smiths who are on the field have websites and lo and behold, one isn't on the field at all because they are in training and one is on the field hoping to do a course in human resources so they can understand the local labour laws. So 2 or 3 out of 16 might be in a tribe!!!!!!!!

Wow Bemused, it is worse than you said!!!!!!!!! No disrespect to those who are keeping the home fires burning, but seriously why so many???????


This was just a random experiment, pick a name and try it for yourself.

Why not.

I picked another common name, "John".

There are 50 with John in their name. 32 are in the U.S., 1 is in transition and 1 is in Canada.

That's incredible.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/travel/news/74389855/us-state-department-map-shows-us-only-safe-place-to-travel

Thinking of traveling to foreign lands, then don't! Apparently the State Department has issued this guide to where it is safe to travel.

Oh, goodness me! Not very creative with their colors there. Surely they could have found somewhere to put some more of that red! And it's not like you can ever be sure of your safety in the good ol' USA!

Well that's a bit of a problem. The Good Book says "Go thee into all the world . . ." and the State Department says "don't travel" what does one do?

Even them Canadians are wild

But wait, weren't we supposed to be meeting in Hawaii for a round of golf? I can't see any little red dot in the middle of the Pacific. Oh no Hawaii isn't safe.

So funny, because I looked for that too!

DON'T TELL ME HAWAII ISN'T SAFE!!!



Waaaa!!

Is this some sort of strange joke? Somehow I don't think so, because a lot of folk in the red areas actually think this way.

As MKs we have been to many parts of the world that are much safer.

And wasn't the President born in Hawaii, maybe Donald Trump got some coloring pencils for Thanksgiving

My good friends, let us examine this problem of Hawaii and use our collective creative genius.

We should go to Hawaii, where we should share this map with the locals. We should share our concerns that tourism is going to take a major hit and then offer to buy their properties at say 50% of their value. Then we ring up President Obama and tell him that the State Department has made a huge omission and he will issue a new map with Hawaii on it, with full endorsement of the State he was born. Then we sell the real estate at it's original price and we make a fortune. Of course we keep a couple of nice apartments on the beach and the golf course.

Anyone else want to invest in this clever plan?

Maybe this map was created by the NRA. Since 'Murica encourages "good" gun owners to defend against "bad" gun owners there is the illusion of safety when you look at how many millions of guns are registered.

Sorta like good Christians defend the faith against bad Christians. Except no one really knows who is who any more.

Maybe it is time we all moved to somewhere where there is less guns and shock horror less Christians fighting!

Bonjour. Bienvenue au Canada, où elle est très calme et nous don't ont de nombreuses armes.