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PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 6:34 pm 
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Oh my.

Don't worry. You have plenty of friends here who would do anything to protect you.

And lay off the cheese, please.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 7:19 pm 
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Back to the baked beans :lol:


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 29, 2014 12:31 pm 
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Oh dear, it is getting rather quiet on Fanda Eagles. Lots of readers, but . . .

So time for a bit of cultural education and who better to enlighten than someone who has British heritage, lived with Americans in PNG, lives in Kiwiland and alas knows a few Australians :lol:

It is that time of year when Kiwis celebrate Guy Fawkes night. This being an English rebel who decided it would be a good idea to blow up the British parliament several centuries ago. So we do so by letting all the countries budding arsonists buy fireworks and let them off. Terrorising the local animals and locals themselves. Now this is fine in England, where November is cold, dark and wet (actually it is like that in summer too, but that is another story), but here in Kiwiland the grass is often already dry and firefighters get a week of practising their finely honed skills. Completely crazy and would never happen in more sane countries like the U.S. of course.

On the other hand, tomorrow night is Halloween and guess where that custom was imported from. Last year I dressed up as an MK and went round telling stories about my childhood :?, took me weeks to get through all the candy

So as the countdown to Thanksgiving begins, spare a thought for the poor firefighters in Kiwiland and all those who answer the door tomorrow night and see a confused MK in lycra cycling shorts on their doorstep saying "trick or treat"


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 29, 2014 1:40 pm 
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 29, 2014 3:45 pm 
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http://www.msn.com/en-nz/travel/bestofw ... HP#image=6

Think you'll like this, some places many of us will recognise, being well travelled citizens of the globe :)


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 29, 2014 3:50 pm 
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Cool!

I would vote for Thailand, of course. But then, I have an advantage in that country: no language study needed.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 03, 2014 8:44 am 
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http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/all- ... cks-Aussie


Oh dear. Lets go over this again.

New Zealand - Beautiful little country with great wine, food, scenery and lovely inhabitants.

Australia _ Big dry country, with crocs, flies, snakes and Crossview.


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 6:55 pm 
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I don't believe this. Apparently it is now ok to have a drink of alcohol in NTM training school, but only if you are married.

Why didn't they tell me this before I went sober? I've been married several times, so could have really got stuck in!!!!!!!

Oops, I was drinking to forget NTM, I think I'd better shut up before I put my foot in my mouth :lol:

But why can't you drink if you are single? Please enlighten me :idea:


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 9:41 pm 
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I think it is because if single peeple imbibe in strang drink they might loose there inhabitants and there moreall inhabitants mite bee impeered and they will dizzcover that weeded bless is a fallisee and even in the beast of marriages all corpuscles argue and have fits betwin themshelves.
Then they wood be dishillusioned and nut want to get martyred either, so then little Trabers wouldn't be created.

Becuz eye is hippily martyred eye can imbibe in some drinks, which makes me tinking cleer as a belt.


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 29, 2014 5:04 pm 
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Found this:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/home- ... perty-boom

Why doesn't Bemused go to church?

See above, there aren't many left down here.

Anyone want to buy a church?

Look no further.


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