But wait, there is more (audible groans heard from far flung corners of the globe).
There is of course the American fridge. Well when I say fridge, it is two enormous 40 foot shipping containers stacked up on top of each other. There is a sign on the door that says, "The people of the USA built this amazing liquid refreshment dispenser, as a tribute to their athletic prowess". As one puts one passport forward to be scanned a large flag unfurls and the Star Spangled Banner is played by a brass band. At this point the door opens and citizens put their hand across their chest, close their eyes and sing those sacred words.
While they have their eyes closed, the Kiwis and Aussies dive inside, grab all the beer and take off.
