Ha, ha. That's actually rather good.
One of the most extremely pious and legalistic NTM missionaries I knew was not from the U.S., he was a Kiwi and very closely related to me (until I sort of got disowned). Even his good NTM friends said he was to the right of Genghis Khan! And he still is way out to the right, screaming at the tv about homosexuals, decrying evil Muslims and their "plot to take over the world by eliminating good Christians" and appearing before government committees claiming he speaks on behalf of God Himself.
Strangely when it comes to all the paedophiles he must now know he was associating with and their defenders, he somehow has lost his voice to speak out.
No wonder I'm confused, what a role model

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