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If the Rapture comes, it will be all aboard for the Pearly Gates Bus.

If the Rupture comes (i.e. World War III), please apply in writing to join Bemused in this little safe haven far away from the warring parties.

Bribery and flattery will not ensure a higher place in the application for admission procedure All admissions will be at the discretion of . . .

But seriously, the turn in world politics is sobering and intriguing at the same time. I suspect we are privy to only soundbites of what is really going on and in this modern age, things can move very quickly.

Oh but is Bemused Friend or Enema? The latter makes things really move .

And remember, you can only hold on for so long to the old dung, before it gets so uncomfortable the inevitable happens.

O.k. two medics comparing notes, forgive us our trespasses as we clean up after those who have sinned against us.

LOL!

NZ the country with No Crocs, no snakes, very few poisonous spiders, no big cats, no bears and no NTM. Just beautiful scenery, fine wine, great food, hospitable inhabitants and nice climate.
Perfect place for a holiday.

This post supported by the NZ tourism board. And remember that your U.S. $ goes further down here

P.s. NZ is a long long way from North Korea and other trouble spots and 3 hours flight from Australia.

Sounds good.
Boarding in about 5 minutes......

Complete with Psychodelic Ali Baba pants and material to convert them Agnostics Downunder ?



Oh I can see it now.

Customs agent: So Mosquito Bite, do you have anything to declare ?

Mosquito Bite: Why yes I do!!!!! These are genuine Ali Baba pants and sonny are you an Agnostic too, cuz I has heard ya all Kiwis don't believe that much and some of ye all has doubts. Here young man, just kneel with me a while and . . .