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Anyone want to buy one of these

http://www.trademe.co.nz/electronics-ph ... 718489.htm

I love reading through the description of this handy tool and reading these phrases:

"If you want to look inside a machinery and see what is going wrong ...."

and

"This is the tool to have in your toolbox, its uses are many and it is like the electronic swiss army knife."

Has this guy been trolling Fanda Eagles and reading our posts??

Quite possibly, as we near 3 million, who knows who is reading the wisdom and enlightenment contained herewith.

Meanwhile, could this be the new executive vehicle for Crossview:

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-ca ... 591624.htm

I wrote a little letter
President Obama I said "It is not fair"
He replied to little me
"We in power here, really do care"

I took the letter from this great man
And framed it for all to see
For even though he had other things to do
He wrote to little humble me

I wrote a little letter to Tony Abbott
Saying, "Behold there is to much sin"
And the man who will be a great leader
Replied with words that made me grin

So I put his letter next to President Obamas
And I took up my little pen
Writing to a famous author
Similar words again

Then he too took a moment
From his busy busy day
Said "Bemused I'd love to meet you
For I'm coming down your way"

I've got lots of frames with letters
From famous and powerful men
But there's one empty frame
Which I see again and again

It's the letter that says "SORRY"
"You were right all along
Forgive us and what can we do
To make up for what we did wrong"

It's the letter that says "We failed"
"But from this day we take your advice
We will turn in those who committed crime
You will not have to ask us twice"

Maybe God told the powerful to reply
Maybe He did not
But I think He'd rather that empty frame was filled
Yes, I think He'd like that a lot

Amen to that Bemused!

I think God told a lot of people to reply, but strangely the ones who say they listen to Him the most, don't seem to hear that well or can't write.

Maybe one day the empty frame will have that letter in it, in the meantime, keep writing.

Eureka!

I was relaxing in my bath tub
When it suddenly overflowed
For the more that I went under
The pool on the floor it growed

And this got me thinking
Like Archimedes of old
So just thought I'd share my thoughts
In poetic form they be told

I thought of global warming
My opinion is its a load of croc
But I could never explain rising sea levels
Then it hit me like a rock

If something was going into the sea
Then the water would surely rise
So what is it that is doing this
And the answer was before my eyes

Millstones! that is the answer
They're being thrown into the sea
Which is displacing that saline solution
Oh brilliant, brilliant me

Of course that would take a lot of Millstones
But have you read the news of late
A lot of naughty naughty men
Are heading for watery fate

Amazing what one thinks of
As in one's bath one does recline
And my Millstone theory is quite credible
For it is written in book Divine

Funny and relevant at the same time.

Heave, ho! Let another millstone go! (Just be sure there's a child abuser attached. And I don't care if they are a missionary. Throw them overboard. And don't expect a big fish to be waiting to swallow them.)

Should I write to Al Gore and tell him it's all an "Inconvenient Truth"?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/An_Inconvenient_Truth