I haven't been on in a while, and was just noticing the comments about the Red Baron site, so I checked it out. Hilarious! Is it for real, or is someone just creating this blog as a joke? Thanks for the laughs. Some of my favorite quotes are listed below with my comments (thoughts that were running through my mind as I read the blog) following the quotes.
“Even if I could spell better or take the time to spell check everytghing I write you wouldn ot believe me you dont' believe anybody except your own cranal minds you make me sick who is rally stupid me or you?” Hmmm…. At this rally, my vote goes to… btw, what is a cranal mind? This one stumped me.
“get out of the kitchen you women and be submissive to your husbums.” Those darn husbums.
“they were never of us just of the evel one and they had enouf problems of therre own some of them” What?? 'Nuf said.
“there are hardly any broading schools left in NTM and they have very few dorm farters and mothers” I wonder if there are any narrowing schools left, let alone any of those old dorm farters.
“I lvoe you and I know Jesus wants you to repant and get on broad” Keep panting.
“They balkmail NTM into paying for unsaved and secular human counselors” This bulk mailing has got to stop, save the trees.
“have retreats and write up mauels for schools” What are we supposed to write up?
“NTM has to spend a lot of money to keep the whiney MKs happy what a waist. My paster called and assed them how much this is costing and they told him it was a lot so we know it is a lot they are not liers.” Whoa there, Baron, This is hitting below the belt,,, commenting about MKs' waists, let alone their assed
“My paster also assed them how many law suets they have had” Suet is that the stuff you feed the birds in winter?
“So think about that and be glad that things are OK now why do we even need a pesbertarian to infestigate NTM what a crock.” So, it was the pebertarian infestation that is the problem. Call Terminix.
“Some anamolous person posted this comment on my last entry” That person is a real anomaly! I know people like that.
“What kind of a testesmoney are they to those who do not beleive?” Ummmm…testes and money in one word. I don’t know what to say…
“NTM is not an inusruance company they are a nonprophet orgasimation” No prophets and just where is he headed with that next word???
“like the Catholics and even some Methodlists.” You always need lists, especially method lists. List help you keep track of what needs to be done and methods are the ways that you get things done. What’s wrong with method lists???
“did arful things but the godly leaders have repneted of that and are dong there best” My doggy says arf, arf and other arful things, but I do not know if he repneted? But I am sure in the future he will dong his best.
“NTM does not allow divorceded people” said the three year old. Aren't they cute when they add those extra syllables?
“Planting chruches and translateriting the bible” Just how do you translaterite? It sounds a bit difficult.
“he can give advice to them if he wants he is there man he just isnt' going to do any infestations for them that is there loss.” Infested again! Call Terminix!
“Let me spel this out for you” OK, but please to spell check your work.
“get you to a shrink who does not believe the Bible and hire prestberians to investigate” Just who are these prestberian investigators? Where do they come from? I am not sure about them AT all.
“Here is a crazy comments I got from my last post so I will anser them here what kind of a idiot would say things like this? Only a biter person.” Please don’t bite! It’s a bad habit. Biters are bad!
“I think my paster is rite and I dont' know why the MKs keep whinging at NTM” Is whinging anything like winging it or going in on a wing and a prayer?
“keep complaneing for a long time without a breathe they are lucky they dont' have to wrok for a living” Complaneing: to plane it until it is perfectly smooth?
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