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In America, they EAT Kiwis.

OH, that's the fruit.

ALERT! ALERT!

There's a Kiwi in the Lake of the Ozarks
Having a heart attack.......

Did you mean IHART attack?

Tee-hee ....

We're all a little giddy, aren't we.

IPART?!

Hahahah!

Running to catch my dentures again!

Well you might laugh
But where is thy compassion
For as I broke though said lake
My face went white and ashen

Think about all that water
And my position down below
What would happen next
And where would Bemused go

That's right my good friend
Flushed back down the hole
Tumbling, falling, rushing
Like a jet propelled mole

Till eventually I surfaced
Half drowned and very wet
Back in the land of flies
At Crossview you can bet

So next time you invite me
To the Land of the Free
Don't give me coordinates
For Lake, river or the sea!!!!!

Flushed!!!
IPART???

Hilarious!

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Urban Dictionary:

Foofoo: Adjective used to describe anything that is just a little to frilly, fancy, or "upper crust". Things that are foofoo might also be a bit on the delicate side, or too elegant by half, or even offensively fruity.

"Offensively fruity"?? Haha! I like that one best!