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PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:39 pm 
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:41 pm 
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It's just always happy and sad.
Funny and sad.
Interesting new info and sad.
Hope and then sad.
Someday I hope we do not have to be sad anymore.
ANYMORE!


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 9:54 am 
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Raz wrote:

Merry Christmas.


And a Sherry Christmust to ewe two. Hop ewe are Ducking your halls with lots of Holey and being gut for Saturn. Personably I heave bin very gut myelf thus yeah and nut embribed two much in the visas of evil, like drunk and other thins. Butt eye gut out a grass of Cherry to taste yaw gut heath thus Christmust and one gas lead to anudder and eye thunk I am a laddle nurse for where, cuz my murds are wuddled.
Sew to ewe and yaws, Sherry Christmust. Now eye well go and slobber up befour Saturn cames. Fourtuneeightlee nut many peepill red this sight, so my state of enemabriation won't bee nuticed.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 2:48 pm 
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:lol: :lol:

366,516 views of this poem thread alone! So you may not get away with this state of enemabriation undetected!


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 11:28 am 
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 11:29 am 
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Yes, Merry Christmas!


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 9:01 pm 
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Raz wrote:
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366,516 views of this poem thread alone! So you may not get away with this state of enemabriation undetected!


Oh yes, oh wise one. Now I have sobered up, I'm wondering why this poetry thread gets so many reads when other threads hardly move? 366913 views now, which is 400ish more than just over a day ago.

I'm just the humble Big Bad Bard Bemused of Downunder
Who writes no spiritual wisdom or theological thunder
"State of enemabriation"
Farewell to pooetic constipation
Let the words flow and all will wonder :P


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Why The World Has Fleas and Mosquitoes:

Now I'm no brilliant theologian
Of that there is no doubt
But I think I've figured
Why there are Fleas and Mosquitoes around about

See Noah was organising his cruise boat
Had the list of who he should admit
A male and female specimen of each species
Who were able, robust and rather fit

But when he looked down the list
He saw Mosquitoes and those awful fleas
So he drew a line through their names
Which left a few vacancies

He thought he'd invite pairs from the religions
Muslims, Christians and Hindus too
I'm not sure how the math works
But they came in two by two

Well they did, except the Mormons
Who insisted one man and a few wives
Then the Protestants and Catholics
Were at each other like cats with knives

The Rabbi and the Iman
Couldn't agree on where to land the ark
And each pair shouted they alone had the light
The rest being lost and in the dark

It sounded like World War Three
Although the First World Wars had not yet been fought
For this was still back in Genesis
And history had not the twentieth century up and caught

Anyway I digress from my narrative
Let's just say Noah tired of all the din
So he put the religious folk in a lifeboat
And bade the fleas and mosquiteoes "please come in"

And so that dear readers is the explanation
Why we are blessed with things that bite
Next week the saga of the lifeboat
And did they see the lighthouse light? :P


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