For those of you who don't have family this Christmas ...
We will be your family. The Eagles Family.
Together we soar.
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| Author: | Bemused [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 11:42 am ] |
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Where will they be this Christmas Victims, perpetrators, NTM Will they be celebrating with family Or all alone again? Will it be just another year gone And another one looming just the same Or another few steps closer To the end of the game Will there be happy families Celebrating why we got sent Or bitter feelings of resentment Because sinners won't repent Will those of us who have family To hold and call our own Spare a thought for those of us Who now commiserate alone Will Christmas be a sad reflection Of what went wrong so many years ago And the joy of Christmas spirit Not be something that some do know Where will they be this Christmas Victims, perpetrators, NTM Will they be celebrating with family Or all alone again? |
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| Author: | Raz [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 11:50 am ] |
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| For those of you who don't have family this Christmas ... We will be your family. The Eagles Family. Together we soar.
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| Author: | Bemused [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 6:43 pm ] |
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Hey Mrs Bemused Set the Christmas Dinner table We is having the Eagles over Well those who are able And here we were depressed Thinking we would be all alone Little misunderstanding with the family Who know not where we call home So how many of ye all are coming? Bring the suncream or ye'll burn Have got an extra turkey In the oven taking it's turn Oh joy to our world Christmas is looking better today For we shall have family Eagles Coming to share the festive day Please no need to bring presents Just your stories of hope and cheer Why not tarry a little while And enjoy fine wine or special beer And we'll forget our woes They can wait until New Year I must be off to expand the table For Christmas draweth very near |
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| Author: | Raz [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 6:59 pm ] |
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Love this! What a celebration we would have! |
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| Author: | Bemused [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 7:17 pm ] |
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Oh good, you're coming. So help me out here, where do you want to sit, next to Mrs Bemused or Canine Bemused? Do I need to keep the Unionists and the Confederates apart? And what do I do with any Canadians that turn up, should I put them between the Unionists and Confederates? Or is that all forgiven? Don't worry if any vegetarians are coming, Canine Bemused will take care of their meat. Transport courtesy of MAF, for old times sake. Please have your luggage clearly labelled "Downunder" and no need to bring excess baggage or winter clothes (believe me it is hot down here at Christmas). O.k. I'll just go get the sheep and kangaroos off the airstrip and get the Christmas Carols going. Any requests let me know, alas Rolf Harris playing Silent Night on his didgeridoo, is not a goer this year, but do have Jenny Craig singing "Oh Come All Ye Fatfull". Over and out  .
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| Author: | Raz [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 7:56 pm ] |
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Jenny Craig singing "Oh Come All Ye Fatfull"?? 
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| Author: | Bemused [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 9:24 pm ] |
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Oh you don't know that one. Allow me  Oh Come All Ye Fatfull Stuffed full and retundant Oh ham ye and bacon Eating again and again Remember the days When we were slim MKs And bemoan how we looks These festive days Jenny will help us To make our clothes loose Just partake of the fat free And slimming goose Remember those natives Bet they are now half our size Tending their flocks by night Not tucking into French fries Oh Come All Ye Fatfull Be of good cheer For we begin fasting and praying Or dieting in the New Year |
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| Author: | Raz [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 10:54 pm ] |
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| Author: | Bemused [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 3:58 am ] |
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Have organised a movie. It's an MK special starring Tom Hanks, "Bipolar Express" 
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| Author: | Raz [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 9:22 am ] |
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You sure that actor isn't named Tom Spanks? |
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